So I'm talking to my mother on the phone recently, and being that holiday season is now in full swing, we were discussing various material things as possible Christmas presents. (The time when I was surprised by presents is long gone).
Mum: "I heard Kate Moss has a perfume out"
Me: "Yeah, they were spraying the card things in Myer the other day"
Mum: "Is is nice?"
Me: "Oh sure, smells like cocaine"
Mum: *horrified silence*
Me: "...hello?"
Mum: "How do you know what cocaine smells like?!"
Had to remind her that Kate Moss likes her blow, that I was making joke/spouting witticism etc. She muttered something about sense of humour and generation Y and said she needed to cook dinner now.
So in short, mum thinks I'm a coke fiend.
Incidentally, its Gough time motherfuckers. Kevin 07 has prevailed.
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Smells Like Cocaine, sounds like a great song title.
I know that feeling. I think mum's just enjoy worrying.
That was great! I haven't laughed this hard in a while. =]
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